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    Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by lutontown1991 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:04 am

    Thread for discussing Man Utd news, players and fixtures

    Current Squad
    1. Edwin VAN DER SAR
    2. Gary NEVILLE ©️
    3. Patrice EVRA
    4. Owen HARGREAVES
    5. Rio FERDINAND
    6. Wes BROWN
    7. Michael OWEN
    8. ANDERSON
    9. Dimitar BERBATOV
    10. Wayne ROONEY
    11. Ryan GIGGS
    12. Ben FOSTER
    13. Ji-Sung PARK
    14. Zoran TOSIC
    15. Nemanja VIDIC
    16. Michael CARRICK
    17. NANI
    18. Paul SCHOLES
    19. Danny WELBECK
    20. FÁBIO da Silva
    21. RAFAEL da Silva
    22. John O'SHEA
    23. Jonny EVANS
    24. Darren FLETCHER
    25. Antonio VALENCIA
    26. Gabriel OBERTAN
    27. Kiko MACHEDA
    28. Darron GIBSON
    29. Tomasz KUSZCZAK
    30. Ritchie DE LAET
    31. Corry EVANS
    35. Tom CLEVERLEY
    36. David GRAY
    37. Craig CATHCART
    38. Ron-Robert ZIELER
    40. Ben AMOS

    TRANSFERS

    In:
    Luis Antonio Valencia (Wigan) - £16.8m
    Gabriel Obertan (Bordeaux) - £3m
    Michael Owen (Newcastle) - Free transfer
    Mame Biram Diouf (Molde) - Undisclosed
    Sean McGinty (Charlton) - £500k
    Alberto Massacci (Empoli) - Undisclosed
    Paul Pogba (Le Havre) - Undisclosed
    Michele Fornasier (Fiorentina) - Undisclosed


    Out:
    Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) - £80m
    Carlos Tevez (MSI) - Loan expiry
    Fraizer Campbell (Sunderland) - £3.5m (rising to £6m)
    Lee Martin (Ipswich Town) - £1.5m
    Manucho (Valladolid) - £2.25m
    Richard Eckersley (Burnley) - Fee TBC
    Evandro Brandão (Braga) - Free
    Danny Galbraith (Hibs) - Free
    Jimmy Derbyshire (Miramar Rangers) - Free
    Antonio Bryan, Chris Curran, Kenny Strickland - Released


    On Loan:
    Adem Ljajic (Partizan Belgrade) - until January 1st 2010
    Rodrigo Possebon (Sporting Braga) - Season-long
    Mame Biram Diouf (Molde) - until January 2010
    Danny Simpson (Newcastle) - until January 2010
    Danny Drinkwater (Huddersfield) - Season-long
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:09 am

    Good work. Vic and Fabio and Ulrich will love you Laughing
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by lutontown1991 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:18 am

    Cheers. Robbed it off the forums though. But I dont mind.
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:58 am

    baker.simon wrote:Good work. Vic and Fabio and Ulrich will love you Laughing
    I do indeed now love him.

    Are you single by any chance, lutontown? Very Happy
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by lutontown1991 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:02 am

    PM me Vic Wink

    haha
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:08 am

    I should warn you, I'm very clingy. I'll need your real name, age, address, and bank details before I'll put out. Wink
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by lutontown1991 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:10 am

    Do you give head on the first date?

    Thats a deal clincher for me tbh Wink
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:11 am

    Only if you beg. XD
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by lutontown1991 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:13 am

    NO, you will be the one down on your knee's not me Very Happy
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:14 am

    Does that mean you're topping too?
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by lutontown1991 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:17 am

    If you're lucky.

    Pretty turned on now tbh

    Cool
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:21 am

    I'm extremely flexible. Wink
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by lutontown1991 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:35 am

    Babes back on topic if you please, keep this to PM Wink

    Alright boys Blackburn away who you fancy?
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:37 am

    *grumbles* ...Okay.

    I'm going to miss the match tomorrow, or at least the first half. Going to be playing myself. Sad
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by lutontown1991 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:41 am

    Please put masturbation to one side during United games please Vic Very Happy
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:43 am

    *facepalm* I rather walked into that didn't I. Rolling Eyes

    Seriously though, I really hope my game is cancelled (and no we're not continuing with your mataphor Wink) so I can watch the Reds play. Smile
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by lutontown1991 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:46 am

    Think we can still win the league?
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:48 am

    I hope so. The hope in this case though, is extremely small. Sad
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by lutontown1991 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:50 am

    Ya its small enough. We're not still talking about your penis I hope?

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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:53 am

    I knew you'd say that. lol!
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by lutontown1991 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:55 am

    Sorry I will stop now I promise. I am way too high tonight man
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:57 am

    I'm not too bothered. I like a bit of sexual banter. *waggles eyebrows* Twisted Evil
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:28 am

    LOST FOR WORDS!! Shocked
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:31 am

    Oh, sorry, Sy! Does this count as cheating on you? Razz
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:52 am

    Nah, ours is an 'open relationship' anyway!


    Although you aren't as playful with me Sad
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:02 pm

    Buy me pretty things and I'll play, baby! Twisted Evil
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by lutontown1991 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:25 pm

    Bad result today Sad
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:11 pm

    Am I the only one that thinks Berbatov is a waste of space?
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by lutontown1991 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:15 pm

    And money Sad
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:27 pm

    baker.simon wrote:Am I the only one that thinks Berbatov is a waste of space?
    No, you're not. He's an idiot. Mad
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:06 pm

    Vic Taylor wrote:
    baker.simon wrote:Am I the only one that thinks Berbatov is a waste of space?
    No, you're not. He's an idiot. Mad

    No he is just lazy. Technically gifted, but very lazy.

    He definately isn't an idiot, after all he is a Newcastle fan!
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:07 pm

    baker.simon wrote:No he is just lazy. Technically gifted, but very lazy.

    He definately isn't an idiot, after all he is a Newcastle fan!
    *coughs harshly*
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:19 pm

    Vic Taylor wrote:
    baker.simon wrote:No he is just lazy. Technically gifted, but very lazy.

    He definately isn't an idiot, after all he is a Newcastle fan!
    *coughs harshly*

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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:26 pm

    Two things.

    1. I love how on the title bar it calls it a Spurs shirt. Rolling Eyes

    2. I wasn't disbuting the fact he was Newcastle supporter. I was disbuting the argument that that made him not an idiot. Very Happy
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:28 pm

    I know.

    What is Old Trafford like inside nowadays? Have they still got the funny kiosks?
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:29 pm

    It's the best stadium in the world. Shocked you should even have to ask!
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:37 pm

    Vic Taylor wrote:It's the best stadium in the world. Shocked you should even have to ask!

    But have they still got those kiosks? Haven't been this season as I haven't had the need to.
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:45 pm

    I don't know. I rarely get up to Manchester. Will be going when the season finishes though, so will have a look then.
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:47 pm

    Vic Taylor wrote:I don't know. I rarely get up to Manchester. Will be going when the season finishes though, so will have a look then.

    Gloryhunter lol!
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Fabio MVP on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:47 pm

    Surley you copy pasted that OP. Razz Ljajic. Razz

    I'm so dissapointed wit hUnited TBH, how they handeled recent games. So bad. (N)

    There is always next season I guess...some changes are needed IMO...
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:52 pm

    Thing about United, as a fan of an opposing team they just don't scare me without Rooney. Withouth him they look distinctly average in my opinion.
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:53 pm

    I'd love Newcastle to be as average as them like, but i mean compared to United's own standards.
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:53 pm

    baker.simon wrote:Gloryhunter lol!
    Seeing as the title doesn't look likely, not really. Crying or Very sad
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:57 pm

    Jesus Vic, it's one season and things could still change. Try being a geordie and having to put up with the 'you haven't won anything for 50 years' jibes constantly. End of the day, winning things is nice (I think, I wouldn't know Sad) but following your team means much more than a trophy cheers
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:19 pm

    Your team's aim isn't to win things. My team's is. We're expected to win things, which means it hits us harder than most when we fail.
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:27 pm

    Vic Taylor wrote:Your team's aim isn't to win things. My team's is. We're expected to win things, which means it hits us harder than most when we fail.

    Possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

    Of course the aim is to win things, it's the aim of any team in any league in any country. The prize is there to be won and is a target for everyone. Granted it isn't a realistic target for everyone but the goal is always the same - to win things.

    We get disappointed every year, without fail pretty much as the same clubs sweep up the trophies between them. It gets boring, it gets repetitive, but we still follow our team in the hope we can win something, however unlikely it may be.

    There is a whole world outside the Top 4, Sky TV, the press and fans of those top 4 teams will do well not to forget it.

    I'm sorry our dissappoint doesn't seem to measure up against that of the mighty Sky 4.
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:30 pm

    Dont go off on one, mate. It was just my opinion.
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:31 pm

    Your opinion was wrong Wink
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by Vic Taylor on Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:34 pm

    With all due respect, next year when you're in the Prem, you're not going to be expected to win the league, are you? Man Utd are expected to come up with the goods year after year. I think it would hurt a lot less to not win if the expectations were lower.
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    Re: Official Man Utd Thread

    Post by baker.simon on Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:38 pm

    Look, the dream is for all of our clubs to be winning things. Every fan wants their team to be at the top. I get what your saying about expectaions not being fulfilled, but other teams also have aspirations that aren't fulfilled.

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